Overheard at a hotel bar, and other places
. Hello, darling!
. I found out he’s had a girlfriend for the last ten years, so I only talk to him twice a month now.
. Lick him on the cheek.
. Abhor. Or was it a whore?
. She was dancing with the senator from Indiana.
. Where you from?
. A club soda and lime.
. I’m sorry the floor is sticky.
. HAHAHAHAH yes yes.
. Keep your voice down.
. “You coulda had a bad bitch…”
. I never raised my voice at those kids.
. Is this wine French? Can I see the label?
. I used to show horses here, many years ago.
. Born and raised Texan. Houston, specifically.
. But darling!
. I guess it was Johnny’s ex-girlfriend…. I dunno. So fucked up.
. How old do you think she is?
. Give him a small smile and a hair flip.
. Don’t touch the art.